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"It’s just a prank, calm down!"

When did harassing women become a prank? You can clearly see that this girl is trying to laugh it off even though she’s uncomfortable with it, and that is not okay. If I’m a feminazi for pointing this out, then so be it, I’m not going to tolerate this shit.

like what the fuck does he think is funny about what just happened

This man’s name is Sam Pepper. To report his video, click here, then click “more,” then click “report.” When you choose what to report the video for, do not choose “sexual content,” choose “violent or repulsive content” and then “physical attack.” This video is not offensive because it contains sexual content; this is undeniable evidence of criminal assault filmed and posted by the assailant. You can add your own clarifications in the comment field.

He is from Kent, but I believe he currently lives in Cambridge. If anyone knows for certain and would care to report him to the local law enforcement, you have ample video proof of his crime.

nah, I don’t like that either. *reported and unsubscribed*

Omg I would have snapped the bridge of his nose with my fist. 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

loki-of-sassgaard:

kayathedragon:

aganami:

This isn’t right. You’re supposed to be with me!

The actual definition of what some guys think when the girl says “no”.

"OMG I did this and that for YOU, you must date me!"

Hell no. If I don’t like you, I won’t date you.

This movie is fucking golden.

YES CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS MOVIE

Megamind has the ultimate example of a “nice guy”, Hal, who liked Roxanne - and he was clear about it. He “complimented” several things to her in the beginning, which guess what - were not flattering at all, but downright creepy, so really, it was no wonder Roxanne didn’t like him.

But after he gets his superpowers, he expects her to - he expects to be rewarded for being the “good guy”, despite the fact that he hasn’t really done anything for her. When she rejects him and later finds out that she had dated Megamind for a time, he’s furious that she would date the “bad guy” when he is the “good guy”.

Yet despite Megamind being “bad” and Hal being “good”, it’s Megamind who respects what she wants - when she told him to back off, he backed off, and then later apologized, while Hal was legit going to kill her for rejecting him. So really, who is the good guy?

I have seriously never seen a more frightening movie villain than Hal.

Hal is basically what every single MRA and ‘Nice Guy’ in the world would be like if they ever got superpowers…

Questions with no answers

  • Ganondorf:

    I hunger. You two, fetch me something to eat.

  • Zant:

    .....Wait, us?

  • Ganondorf:

    Yes, so go get me some food and be quick about it!

  • Ghirahim:

    Right away, master.

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  • Zant:

    So. Quick question.

  • Ghirahim:

    Yes?

  • Zant:

    What is food?

  • Ghirahim:

    W-What...?

  • Ghirahim:

    DAMN, THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO ASK YOU!

  • Zant:

    HUH?! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT FOOD IS EITHER?

  • Ghirahim:

    I'm a freaking sword, I don't eat anything! What the hell is your excuse?!

  • Zant:

    I'm Twili, I just get all my sustenance from the Twilight!

  • Ghirahim:

    So NONE of us know what food is? Damn, Ganondorf will kill us!

  • Zant:

    Wait, let's think about this. We're both perfectly capable people, we can figure this out.

  • Ghirahim:

    Okay so food is something you "eat" right?

  • Zant:

    So in other words.... food is something that's "edible".

  • Ghirahim:

    ....So what's edible?

  • Zant:

    .......

  • Zant:

    ((Lies down on the floor))

  • Ghirahim:

    What are you doing?

  • Zant:

    Accepting my death.

  • Ghirahim:

    COME ON MAN! YOU CAN'T GIVE UP YET!

  • Zant:

    Wait hang on, didn't you serve a master who would of eaten food?

  • Ghirahim:

    Demise? He liked to catch and eat his own meals so I'm unsure what he ate....

  • Zant:

    Come on, you have to have seen SOMETHING he ate!

  • Ghirahim:

    Uh, I remember he killed this white thing and he roasted it over a fire....?

  • Zant:

    Like, that white thing over there?

  • Cucco:

    ((Waddles about))

  • Ghirahim:

    YES, THAT'S IT! THAT THING IS FOOD!

  • Zant:

    So we just need to kill it and cook it right? We're saved!

  • Ghirahim:

    Prepare to die, small white fowl!

  • Ghirahim:

    ((Attacks the cucco))

  • Zant:

    For the horde!

  • Zant:

    ((Also attacks the cucco))

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  • Zant:

    RUN FASTER DUDE, HURRY UP!

  • Ghirahim:

    DO YOU THINK I WOULDN'T BE RUNNING AS FAST AS I CAN IN THIS SITUATION?!

  • Zant:

    WHAT SORT OF POWER DID YOUR OLD MASTER HAVE, TO TRY AND FIGHT SUCH A CREATURE?

  • Ghirahim:

    NO MORE TALKING, ONLY RUNNING NOW!

  • Zant:

    OH GOD WHY IS THIS ONE GOLD?!

  • Golden Cucco:

    ((Slams into Zant's face))

  • Ghirahim:

    ZANT NO!

  • Zant:

    SAVE ME, SAVE MEEABLLLARRGGGHHHHH!

  • System message:

    Cucco forces have defeated Zant!

  • Ghirahim:

    ZAAAANNNNNTTTT!

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  • Ganondorf:

    You have finally returned, and yet I see you are empty handed?

  • Ghirahim:

    M-My apologies master but a crisis has arised! Enemy forces have already defeated Zant!

  • Ganondorf:

    What?! Hyrulean forces have infiltrated the stronghold?!

  • Ghirahim:

    No, it's even worse than that! It's-

  • ???:

    COCK A DOODLE DO!

  • Ghirahim:

    OH GOD THEY'RE ALREADY HERE!

  • Cuccos:

    ((Break down the door and swarm in through the windows))

  • Ghirahim:

    CUCCOS! CUCCOS!

  • Ganondorf:

    Are you kidding me? They're just chickens, how hard can they be to fight?!

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  • Ganondorf:

    EVERY LAST DEMON KING FOR THEMSELVES!

  • Ghirahim:

    WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US?!

  • Ganondorf:

    ((Throws Ghirahim into the swarm of cuccos))

  • Ganondorf:

    SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR YOUR MASTER!

  • Ghirahim:

    FUUUUUUUU-BLLRAGGHHHH

  • System message:

    Cucco forces have defeated Ghirahim!

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  • Impa:

    So, we'll move half our forces over this ridge towards-

  • Soldier:

    Emergency, emergency!

  • Zelda:

    What is it?

  • Soldier:

    It's Ganondorf, he's coming this way!

  • Impa:

    Impossible, no army could move so quickly!

  • Soldier:

    No, it's JUST Ganondorf but he's plowing through our forces by himself!

  • Zelda:

    Is this the might of the Triforce of Power...?

  • Ganondorf:

    ((Busts through a wall))

  • Soldier:

    OH GOD HE'S ALREADY HERE!

  • Impa:

    Back, fiend!

  • Ganondorf:

    IF I'M GOING TO DIE THEN I'M TAKING ALL OF YOU WITH ME!

  • Zelda:

    What?

  • Proxi:

    We're here!

  • Link:

    ((Kicks Ganondorf in the back of the head))

  • Ganondorf:

    SON OF A-... Perfect, we'll all die here together!

  • Zelda:

    What are you even talking about?

  • Soldier:

    Wait, something's coming this way! It's.... It's-

  • Cuccos:

    COCK A DOODLE DOO!

  • Soldier:

    AHHH! CUCCOS! CUCCBLLLARRGGGHHH

  • System message:

    Cucco forces have defeated Hyrulean Captain!

  • Zelda:

    WHAT THE HELL?! DID YOU RUN ALL THIS WAY HERE JUST TO HAVE US KILLED BY CUCCOS?!

  • Ganondorf:

    YES!

  • Zelda:

    ....Hey, you.

  • Impa:

    We're surrounded, what should we do?

  • Zelda:

    Impa....

  • Zelda:

    ((Places her hands on Impa's shoulders))

  • Impa:

    Yes?

  • Zelda:

    SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR YOUR PRINCESS!

  • Zelda:

    ((Shoves Impa into the cucco swarm))

  • Impa:

    FUUUUUUUUUUU-

  • System message:

    Cucco forces have defeated Impa!

  • Zelda:

    Quick, let's escape while the cucco's are distracted!

  • Proxi:

    We can't, there's a golden cucco blocking our exit!

  • Golden Cucco:

    C̶̢͘O͜C͝͝K̨̢͜ ̡͝A̸͢ ͜͜Ḑ͜͢OO̶D̵̢LE ҉̡ḐÒ̧Ơ͘

  • Ganondorf:

    I DON'T WANT TO DIE AGAIN, I JUST CAME BACK TO LIFE!

  • Zelda:

    No wait, we have all three pieces of the Triforce here! We can use it's power to save ourselves!

  • Proxi:

    Let's do that then!

  • Zelda:

    By our powers combined....

  • Ganondorf:

    WE ARE CAPTAIN PLANET!

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  • Ganondorf:

    OH DEAR GOD THE CUCCOS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE TRIFORCE!

  • Zelda:

    WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT THE HELL?!

  • Proxi:

    Welp, this is it buddy.

  • Link:

    ?

  • Proxi:

    SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR YOUR FAIRY!

  • Link:

    !

  • Proxi:

    ((Flies away and abandons everyone))

  • Link:

    ((Flips Proxi the finger on both hands while being consumed by the swarm of cuccos))

  • Ganondorf and Zelda:

    FUUUUUUUUU-

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